The Master-bators invade Augusta again and personal favorite top 5 bands of the 90s -- #3

There are certain competitive games that shouldn't be classified as sports -- billiards, bowling, any card game, trashy car racing, and yes, golf. Put these games on ESPN Ocho (Dodgeball film reference). The Augusta National golf course is a picturesque scene I've been very grateful to see firsthand. You won't find grass finely manicured, beautiful colors of azaleas, pine, and old oak trees. But aside from nature's beauty, you see golf competitors and spectators acting like 10-year-olds. Though there's no scientific poll out, I'm willing to guess many in attendance are heirs to fortunes. They're some of the most dim-witted people I've come across. Southern Hospitality abounds this time of year, since you're spending your money to the natives.

Our goofy mayor who likes to begin many non-government proceedings with a prayer, because he can, offered the key to the city to a true humanitarian, Fuzzy Zoeller. This is the same douchenozzle who had this to say about Tiger Woods' win at the tourney:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ufpU3X-t4w

#3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9b8aICpyEg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBBBg3Ue2ug

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq9Dq1I1yM4