I Dream of Janeane! Well, not exactly

Here are some personality traits I look for in the ideal woman: sarcastic and silly sense of humor, cynical, and down-to-earth. Janeane Garofalo fits these descriptions, but I have a rule of thumb for tattoos. If it takes you more than 5 minutes to explain each tattoo on your body, you've already lost me. I can understand one or two. However, I don't want to be staring at some fire-breathing dragon or goofy Chinese caricatures that you use to try and make yourself appear to be this benevolent, spiritual person. Janeane has too many but to her credit, she's lost that frumpy physical appearance she had for awhile.

I'm not picky when it comes to women. There are two things in life I refuse to share: my remote control and women. I like women who are sinewy and voluptious. Last night, Garofalo assessed the tea baggers much better than I did on yesterday's post with Keith Olbermann. Enjoy.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/#30255102

O.k. You should've probably known the right wing mouthpieces would respond to this critique. As usual, they play the McCarthy card and dismiss her as an out-of-touch celebrity. Pay close attention to what Garafalo has to say to some more sheep one month before our invasion of Iraq. "We're not racists. I didn't see any signs using race at the rally I attended." The Republican Party's positions on policies pertaining to equal rights have historically been associated with a nihilist.

Garafalo cites a few publications, notably not those major newspapers constantly dubbed as liberal like The New York Times and The Washington Post by right-wingers. The McClatchy Newspaper Washington, D.C. bureau and journalists like Jeremy Scahil and Amy Goodman were also ahead of the curve. Perhaps, more people should view Garafalo as an American and not merely a know-nothing entertainer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3MjivZU2w4&feature=related