Mrs. Buffalo Chip

One trip John McCain might actually remember is his recent visit to the Black Hills area of Sturgis, South Dakota. If any of you have seen Deliverance, many from this area have similar appearances to that creepy kid playing the banjo. About 50,000 bikers drove into town probably ready to raise some hell and drink some beer. At one point, McCain brought his Joker clone (wife) on stage to deliver a big announcement.

McCain said his wife could be the first woman to be the first lady and Mrs. Buffalo Chip. Hmm. So, if she wins this contest, we should call her Mrs. Buffalo Shit. That's what Buffalo Chip means. Women competing in this contest were shown topless and bottomless. Go Cindy, go. You go, girl. I'd love to see it. Not that Cindy is a sexy beast (well, beast might apply), but that plasticky appearance she has only entices the viewer to see what's underneathe. Is the skin shiny? Bubbly? McCain might forget about his positions on energy and the economy from the day before, but I'm sure this is one rendezvous he will retain for a long time.