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Shiva' Me Timba-Land. By now, I'm sure many of you have seen and heard the Chirstian Bale meltdown while shooting a scene last July for Terminator: Salvation. I seriously believe everyone was tuckered out, since these guys have a limited budget and on time constraints to finish production. However, I will appease all my McCarthy, anti-Hollywood Angry Right friends (why do they always say in Congress, "I'd like to yield the rest of my time to the distinguished gentleman from Mississippi?" I'd say I'd like to yield my time to the idiot from Mississippi who will spend 15 minutes bitching about problems and presenting no solutions to them.).

I'd love to take Bale out for dinner. Here's how I think it would go down. Bale would be very particular about what he orders, say poached salmon that he demands to be lightly sauteed. I'd excuse myself and say I need to go to the restroom when I approach our waiter. I'd tell him to sautee the hell out of that salmon and slip him a 20. Bale would then go on a vicious tirade, "I said lightly sauteed." The waiter interjects by saying, "Yes, I'm sorry sir. I'll be more than happy to get you another one." Bale barks back, "Oh, you already f***ed this one up and I've waited for 45 minutes. I don't have time for you and won't be coming back here."

If I had a small child, I'd simply say that Batman is trying to save Gotham City when asked why he's yelling and you hear so many bleeps. Bale might be a nice guy who has some anger management issues and once again, he could've been stressed out after a long day. O.k. In case you've missed it, here's a heavily edited remix clip with Barbara Streisand interjecting?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82WCj8AbfsE

I know Valentine's Day is approaching. Everyone's minds seems to be on the economy and the stimulus package. Here's my gift to the single women out there. I'll drop trou and show you my stimulus package between my legs. In all seriousness, this is another silly holiday that emphasizes consumerism. Couples should be celebrating their unions together 365, 24/7.

Anyone still wondering why my beautiful face isn't on here, don't worry. It's on the way with one of my friends who has the camera phone that can upload the pic. Patience is a virtue. Before parting, Rupert Murdoch seemed to out himself, how he handles his phony News Corp., and all his suboridnates. The way Fox Noise reports the news it wouldn't surprise me if this was a Freudian slip.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/#29061993