Some goofy observations and upcoming post on why Rev. Jeremiah Wright shouldn't be demonized by our lame-brain media

What's the difference between a Democrat and Republican Congressman? The Democrat keeps his feet inside his public bathroom's stahl dividers.

Robin (girlfriend) and I want to help promote the best interests of our Columbia County's Chamber of Commerce. So, let's get right to it, shall we? First, there is Platt Funeral Home. It's a beautiful beaulding tucked away from a major road. There's just one thing. A large clock engraved into a stone column stands amid its courtyard. Why stop there? This is a time for some creative advertising to help boost the dying business' clientel. I've got a punchy one. "We're watching your time, so you don't have to."

We also have Buffalo Vince, a fake cowboy who appears on T.V. from time to time sporting a white cowboy resitol hat, Wrangler jeans, and a god awful plaid shirt. Here's my feminine moment: Fashion Alert! Fashion Alert! It turns out Vince's business, Buffalo Brakes, feels Jesus and his disciples need a tune up and new brake pads. When driving down our busiest road, Washington Road, I see they enjoy proselytizing on their sign. This begs to ask this question: Would Jesus prefer Vince's brake pads over the other guys? It's possible Jesus might even be disappointed with Vince's business after he finds his transmission or radiator hose is malfunctioning after that routine tune up. Many auto service shops in this area are notorious for that and just about every service business for that matter. Albeit this, I'm sure Jesus doesn't want to be lectured on his own sermons; he just wants his oil changed before preaching down the road.